Latest Adult jokes 2015

Lady : Baccha nahin hone ke liye koi dawai di jiye na doctor sahab
Doctor: ye lo condom
Lady: Ise “Dudh” ke sath lu ya “Pani” ke sath?
Doctor: ise “Kele” ke sath lena. samjhai.



 

Ek ladki college ke class me late aate hi……..

Boys says: Chand taron ko neend aa rahi hain,teri ma ki chut tu ab aa rahi hain……

Girls says: Maa ki chut ka mat de wasta,kholti hun Bra chal kar le nasta………………


 

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, “Mypenis,” and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, “Error. Not long enough.”


The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'”


 

Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies “Yes I do!” and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks “Where did you get this?” The guy replies “Oh I have a personal genie.” The first man asks “Can I make a wish? ” Sure says the other man “Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing” “Ok I will” says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says ” I want a Million Bucks ” The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other ” Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?” The other man replies “I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC”