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Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega! Aadmi: Woh kaise? Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi….. Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah… yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!! Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha… Glass mein “hole” …

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Antique Question: What’s the difference between movies having Certificate – U, A, XX, XXX? U: Hero gets the heroine. A: Villain gets the heroine. XX: All the actors get the heroine. XXX: Entire shooting unit gets the heroine.

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Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme, sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai. Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage.. 6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.

Ek Bachha ne Kutte ko Chodte dekh apne Papa se pochha Papa Ji ye kutta kya kar raha hai? Papa:-Beta vo kutta kutiya ko kuch samjha raha hai. Bachha:- Lekin is mein Gand Marne ki kya jarurat hai. Aise hi samjha deta

Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha…Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der TakKyyu Nahi Karte ?”Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu ApniBahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“

An Army Man Got Married. First Night His Wife Had Periods. He Writes Letter To Headquarter: “Red Alert On Front Line, Please Extend My Leave” Pathan Major Replied: “Don’t Worry, Attack From Back Side And Report Soon.“