Sex jokes : Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega


Yamraaj: Bachcha, tum ne paap aur punya dono kiya hai. Isi liye tujhe Swarg mein rakh kar Narak ka ehsaas karaya jayega!


Aadmi: Woh kaise?

Yamraaj: Roj raat, do glass daaru milenge, aur ek apsara milegi…..


Aadmi: Wah Yamraaj ji Wah… yeh toh Swarg hi Swarg hai!!!

Yamraaj: Puri baat suno bachcha… Glass mein “hole” hoga, lekin apsara mein nahin!

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