Shadi pe pahle ek ladka hone wale dulhe ko Suhag Raat ka tareeka bata raha tha.
“Dekh Pahle to kamre ke andar janna, thode der tak idhar udhar ki baate karna phir light off kar dena, uske baat sare kapde apne wife ka utaar kar, check karna, jaha chhed hoga waha apna lund nikal kar ghusa dena. yahi kaam us ladke ne kiya aur so gaya.
Subah subah: Patee: Ajee tumahre naak se khun kyon nikal raha hai.
Patni: Aapne raat me mere naak me hi ghusha diya tha,
Patee: oye pagal tumne batya kun nahi.
Patni: batati kaise aapke laund mere naak me aur gol bala mere muh me tha.